Moochie

A person who mooches things.

I cannot believe what Carla did to you. She mooched your sweater. She's such a moochie, she will never give you that sweater back.

by moocher99 November 28, 2013

Monthiversary

A celebration every consecutive month that you have been in a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

A.K.A:

An excuse to buy her a present.

Something that she might bitch at you for forgetting.

A good day to pig out on cake and/or make out.

If you're in high school, a motive to skip homework and go play lazer tag.

Another walk of life celebrated by a useless holiday.

A contest to see how many months more you can stand one another than another couple.

Just another way to express undying love, or some similar feeling of mindless infatuation.

"Ted, where the HELL IS MY MONTHIVERSARY PRESENT, you cheap bastard??"

by memyselfandpickles May 17, 2010

mon chi chi

something soft and cuddly

fuzzy things, people or animals, kind of

by pywhackit September 15, 2004

monOHIOnucleosis

A rare disease discovered near Cleveland which is characterised by fatigue, lethargy and an irresistible urge to bake for other people.

I think Kate has monOHIOnucleosis.

by Patty March 17, 2004

moochie

man coochie

located under ballsack

my boyfriend was rubbing his moochie all over me last night

by joemama12355 August 24, 2021

monching

monching is kind of more uhmmmm oOMMMM nOM nOm NOM NOm whereas munching is just a polite nomnomnom, yknow?

God was monching naturally on a herd of readily available iguanas.

by On_the_Spectrum April 2, 2023

Manchildnapping

the involuntary taking of a person over the age of 18 without indulging them with a location how long they'll be gone or when they'll return

friend 1: get in the car

friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys

by mignoculus December 20, 2016