Molexted

when you get sexted by someone that you dont want to sext with.

WTF dude Cindy just molexted me.

That's fucking gross man.

by ricearoni24 April 17, 2011

Molexted

When someone gets sexted by someone they didn't want to be sexted by

Jane molexted my last night when she sent me dirty texts that made me uncomfortable

by Oh iTs Pyro April 23, 2011

molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

by Ria March 12, 2005

Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)

CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN

by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013

child molester

2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.

"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

child molester

Literally me

I am a child molester

by localpriest October 25, 2019

molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014