by Noahboasnake November 10, 2017
See! Your mom is a midget molester
by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003
1. Some dude in my neighborhood that legit everyone is afraid of. Kind of funny that it rhymes.
2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...
2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...
1. Teenage girls: Ah omg chester the molester's gonna come after us! Don't go outside past dark or go near the big white windowless van!
2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.
2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 23, 2011
by Duff Master October 18, 2010
Lester the Molester is a fighting move preferably using a Riot shield or any Shield.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.
Person A: Woah Bro help me I'm Getting Lester the Molester'd
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.
by Tomskiwasnothereomar December 26, 2022
Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.
Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.
by MR_OOF June 30, 2010
-is the alias that my former molester went by
-Is a moon that looks very "molestery", I can be summoned by sending the molester moon emoji 3 times to a person via text message
-Is a moon that looks very "molestery", I can be summoned by sending the molester moon emoji 3 times to a person via text message
by Zamozugs April 07, 2022