microderp

A small inherent derp, a synonym of brain fart.

John experienced a microderp when he thought "My Little Pony" after he heard MLP Investment.

by CeruleanSky November 7, 2017

Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

by L'Agneau October 18, 2018

MicrosoftWindows

Some random turk who likes kebobs and csgo

That microsoftwindows is annoying

by Peculate August 7, 2019

MicrosoftWindows

a fucking cuntie retard that is a manager somehow on the hypixel knights. plus he edates and is bad at minecraft

that microsoftwindows is something else.

by curv August 7, 2019

microsoft

a company the soul purpose of which is to create software that kills people by inducing uncontrollable rage.

person:why did you murder the entirety of your extended family Jimmy?
jimmy:because I tried to use Microsoft software today.
person:understandable, have a great day.

by babuka October 21, 2020

Tiffani Microsafe

a very annoying human, always playing afl evolution and ignoring mary.

tiffani microsafe is an idiot, but is a god at houseparty calls.

by renegade.me May 4, 2020

microsoft

The reason Apple is second in software sales.

Bill Gates: "Wow, a small software company." *whips out gatling gun*
"Die, you sob's, I'm Bill Gates, Bitches, hahahahah!"
"Microsoft is King" *assasinates Steve Jobs*

by markis January 30, 2008