Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

Maybe aha X

Although the meaning of the word "maybe" can mean either yes or no , a harrison maybe is a polite way to say no. The maybe of course its got to be followed by a nervous "aha" laugh, and an "X" so that the person appears like its always showing love, respect and caring towards the one asking the question

Ocpr: Can we maybe all come back to yours for a smoke up?
Harrison: Maybe aha X

by nixk_pala August 12, 2017

maybeline

A hot girl that you give a facial to.

Damn, that bitch is maybeline.

by Ghost August 27, 2004

Mayær

Verb: To rudely interrupt a speaker with irrelevant and/or 'tard comments.

"The radical feminist movement--"
"Didn't Botticelli paint the Domi Maddona?"
"Shut the fuck up, and don't mayær in my class"

by Paul Bianchi January 6, 2008

mayær

Verb: to interrupt rudely with irrelevant, factually incorrect or retarded comments only vaguely pertaining to the subject at hand

"The radical feminist movement--"
"Didn't Botticelli paint the Domi Madonna"
"Shut the fuck up, don't mayær in my class"

by Paul Bianchi January 7, 2008

Maybe Two

Another way of saying, "I love you", or more specifically, to vocalize "<3", as in, less than 3, maybe two.

Person 1: I love you guys!
Person 2: <3
Person 3: Maybe Two!

by Sami Philadelphia June 25, 2010

maybeyer

A non-committal person. Someone that neither says yes or no - they're always on the fence.

Staying true to form, Christine opted with a maybe on her facebook invitation. Christine is a maybeyer.

by JonSpade October 12, 2016