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jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
by CMorales May 3, 2008
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Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers- a genius in the field of songwriting
by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003
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Mathew

Wonderful,a strong caring young man with a good head on his shoulders.Handsome,tall,all the girls want him for themselves.Mathews are never accidently conceived. Gift from God.
Mathew Niel
by omms February 3, 2010
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mathers

A common question used to answer the phone in Bakersfield, CA. It origination is uknown, however some speculate that it is traced to the Qatarian ancestors of the Janish tribe in Elk Hills. This saying was featured in the independent film, "Uncle Anna's Vagana".
by Liz Barrick November 4, 2007
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Mathematics

1. A truly amasing subject enjoyed only by the people who understand it.

2. Science would not exist without mathematics.

3. "Mathematics is not magic... just logic" - my maths teacher ><

4. Some ignorant people believe that maths is a male subject (Pffft) =)
Doing a mathematics question:
Gather the important information; figure out what you are required to find; apply the formulae most apropriate to the question; calculate.

The feeling of getting the correct answer (expecially if you have toiled a great deal over it) is unbeatable.

It's orgasmic ;)
by Yuukiiscool March 31, 2009
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Mathew

A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.
He is no Mathew
i saw Mathew
Mathew touched me
Mathew is so cool
i want to suck Mathew
i licked Mathew
by Big Black Brother June 20, 2008
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Mather's Day

the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.
by ernmoran June 2, 2011
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