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Masterbatiphobia

Dude did you hear? Apparently Tiffany gave Jonas a handy and Jonas fainted from being so scared. Apparently he didnt tell her he had Masterbatiphobia.
by Phobia-Chan June 4, 2021
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Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.
My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday
by WKalas December 29, 2016
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The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018
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spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
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masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.
Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
by zerordie323 January 23, 2011
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masterbatious

to execasivly masterbate for pleasure several times a day
My friend Mike Ortiz is very masterbatious
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Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.
Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.
by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011
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