Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

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Fluffy Mammoth

A vagina

Cracking Fluffy mammoth

by rawrrawrrawr1 November 14, 2011

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Related Words

Manmoth • mammoth • Mammoth Lakes • manmitha • Mammoth Cave • Mammoth Cock • mammothrept • mammoth tank • Mammoth Toe • manmohan

Wee Mammoth

Older Ice Age version of Weebl's enemy Wee Bull.

DAMN YOU WEE MAMMOTH!

by Flecon34 May 21, 2012

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Swooly mammoth

A huge dude with a big dick, takes too many steroids, he'll probably die tomorrow

I was at the gym and I saw Cornelius, what a swooly mammoth.

by Superfish210 January 20, 2017

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(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

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