A snotty, unrealistic person that thinks his operating system (macintosh) is better than yours. Typically, mackeys are raised up thinking windows is a good operating system, then they get their hands on a mac and think their poop doesn't stink. They often make very homo-erotic statements about their desktop, webcams, and (or) virus invulnerability.
Synonyms: Homo, fago, poopo, dumb face, ass wipe, douche licker, poop smeller, mac fag, computer turd, turd turd, turd, turdey turd turd, and (or) poop turd.
Pronunciation: Mack-e
Synonyms: Homo, fago, poopo, dumb face, ass wipe, douche licker, poop smeller, mac fag, computer turd, turd turd, turd, turdey turd turd, and (or) poop turd.
Pronunciation: Mack-e
Example 1
Jake: Dudeeeeeeeeeee, my desktop is unbelievably organized!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut up you freakin mackey.
Example 2
Jake: Dude, macs have sweet webcams so you can take millions of faggish photos of yourself kissing the screen and using peace signs while puckering your lips!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut the fuck up you douche licking mackey.
Example 3
Jake: I like men and my anus is really loose from all the times I've thrusted my mac mouse up my anus. Also, macs don't get viruses.
Sean and Phil: God, that's such a mackey thing to say.
Jake: Dudeeeeeeeeeee, my desktop is unbelievably organized!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut up you freakin mackey.
Example 2
Jake: Dude, macs have sweet webcams so you can take millions of faggish photos of yourself kissing the screen and using peace signs while puckering your lips!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut the fuck up you douche licking mackey.
Example 3
Jake: I like men and my anus is really loose from all the times I've thrusted my mac mouse up my anus. Also, macs don't get viruses.
Sean and Phil: God, that's such a mackey thing to say.
by Philliano July 25, 2010
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by Poop Tastes Good June 19, 2018
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Nickname for Speedcubing record holder Shotaro Makisumi. He is also popularly known as the "quickest cuber on the planet" and currently holds seven Asian records according the the WCA (World Cube Association), and has held seven world records in the past.
Here are some of his records:
* 3x3x3 Speedsolve: 12.11 seconds
* 3x3x3 Speedsolve Average of 5: 14.03 seconds
* 3x3x3 Blindfolded: 138.58 seconds
* 3x3x3 One-handed: 23.76 seconds
* 3x3x3 One-handed Average of 3: 27.56 seconds
Here are some of his records:
* 3x3x3 Speedsolve: 12.11 seconds
* 3x3x3 Speedsolve Average of 5: 14.03 seconds
* 3x3x3 Blindfolded: 138.58 seconds
* 3x3x3 One-handed: 23.76 seconds
* 3x3x3 One-handed Average of 3: 27.56 seconds
Macky one of the elite when it comes to Speedcubing. Anyone who can solve the Rubik's Cube in an average time of 15 seconds or less deserves that rank.
by Penbiks September 17, 2006
Get the Macky mug.She is a beautiful loving girl, loves to play soccer and has strong feelings, SHE IS THE BOSS. she also loves animals and is a short kid but when it comes to soccer she pushes EVERYONE down!!! One more thing about Makayla SHE IS A SAVAGE
Say if Makayla got hit in the head with a soccer ball she wouldn't cry of do anything! All she would do is get up and say "Im good!!!" And while she's walking back to kick the ball again she starts laughing and crying (mostly laughing with her eyes watering only a little)
by MakaylaBisSAVAGE August 26, 2017
Get the Makayla mug.Makayla is an amazing girl and keeps u enetertained. She can act shy but she is the best girl ever. She makes me smile on my worst days, and I enjoy when she texts me. She does track and cheer and other sports and is incredible💙hint blue heart
by maxwellclvlnd September 15, 2017
Get the Makayla mug.When a girl continues to suck after he blows his load and then proceeds to spit spray the cum back into her male counterparts face as a sign of respect.
by MakMakMakDaddy January 14, 2017
Get the dirty makayla mug.This is a boy's name, but could be a girl's name I suppose. It's not widely used. It's used for funny, sweet, caring guys who don't mind to tell you how awesome you are. Macklyn's are usually very easy to talk to and they always know what to say. They love to listen and sing their favorite songs in the car, and I wouldn't be surprised to catch one dancing while driving down the road. Most of them really like hip-hop and rap. Their smile is as bright as the sun and their hugs feel warm and cozy. They're reserved and conservative, but they can surprise you behind closed doors. There's something special about the way they smile that just melts your heart and makes you happy. Often called Big Mac, Mack Daddy, Mack truck, Macky, and other forms of his (or hers, but mostly his) name.
When Macklyn smiles, it lights up a whole room.
That guy is so funny and sweet, he's a total Macklyn.
Did you see Macklyn singing every word to his favorite 2 Chainz song?
That guy is so funny and sweet, he's a total Macklyn.
Did you see Macklyn singing every word to his favorite 2 Chainz song?
by orange1227 January 8, 2013
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