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Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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size doesn't matter

A phrase that does no good for Mr. Puniverse. If he were smart he'd have a phrase saying it's better to be small.
New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
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mutherfucker

Cap the mutherfucker.
by Frank Booth March 19, 2007
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matter-of-crap

matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.

1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.

2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.

3.) Given to expressing disapproval.

4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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Munter Hunter

(british slang) A young male who goes out purely for the purposes of pulling a munter.
Gregs got really bad taste in birds, yeah he's a right munter hunter.
by Spanky the monkey November 30, 2004
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Black Lives Matter

Black Lives Matter (BLM) is a decentralized political and social movement advocating for non-violent civil disobedience in protest against incidents of police brutality and all racially motivated violence against black people. They also are a movement for the injustices in all races and minorities.
Person 1: I’m sorry I just don’t support the Black Lives Matter movement, because all lives matter not just black ones.

Person 2: Of course all lives matter but they can’t all matter until Black Lives Matter. And we’re not saying ONLY Black Lives Matter, black lives are just in need right now and they need our help.

Person 1: Oh I didn’t think of it like that. Thank you for educating me!
by bluehat October 16, 2020
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a matter of life and death

Iron Maiden's latest album, they are currently touring to promote it. its a great album
I saw Maiden on the 18th at allstate arena, they played the album in its entirety plus many classics. I highly reccomend that you buy a matter of life and death
by asdfsa October 19, 2006
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