by emo kylie February 18, 2022
Get the Karai Mosesmug. 1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.
2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.
clear it is he's not into her.
2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.
by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009
Get the Hoy Mosesmug. Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?
George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
by jerafe May 30, 2019
Get the Holy Mosesmug. by Notanalt009 July 8, 2021
Get the Heil Mosesmug. n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.
Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016
Get the Moses Effectmug. A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”
by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023
Get the Moses sandlesmug. 1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person
2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"
"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."
"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."
by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009
Get the sammy mosesmug.