Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

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missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018

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Big Missouri

Fuckin Big fuckin Missouri what the fuck were you expecting like holy shit.
Also ig im from there ig

Look! We just arived in the fuckin HUGEEE state of BIG MISSOURI!

by Flobloklok June 23, 2021

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This is a sex position involving 3 people. A male stands up, legs slightly spread in an arch, and two others stand, sucking on his cock and anus. The man starts shitting and the partner sucking the anus eats it while jacking off the standing man, meanwhile the partner sucking the cock gives him a sick BJ.

Jim: "Just got a Missouri arch from Carla and Dayna the other day"
Kevin: "WHO THE HELL CARES? THAT IS DISGUSTING! GET OUT!"

by King Zorvaxovich August 17, 2017

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Manchester Missouri

Manchester is a western suburb of Saint Louis located approximately 20 miles from downtown Saint Louis. Its most notable school is Parkway South High. It is home to over 18,000 residents. Manchester Road, which runs along downtown Manchester, occupies U.S. Historic Route 66 for a few miles. Manchester shares their population with its twin city Ballwin, which has a population of over 30,000 people.

"We are taking a detour through Manchester Missouri to get there"

by 24hunnid June 4, 2022

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