When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.
by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017
The female equivalent of "duck butter," which is the filmy, pungent sweat that forms between the genitals and the bunghole in the area referred to as the gup or the taint. Can become particularly thick and stinky in during hot weather, or after days not bathing.
I wanted to dine at the Y, but after a hot day she had a dab of the miracle whip going on down below.
by Philboyd Studge July 01, 2015
by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011
by Meyamochan October 24, 2015
Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
by frankie Jay December 09, 2007
best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though
guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "
by it's now and never a reverie e September 18, 2023
A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.
John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.
by SALUKIDUO April 04, 2011