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maldon

A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
by Lee-ann December 5, 2007
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maldivian holiday

(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.
chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.
by Dr Farnsbarn March 17, 2011
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Maldon

A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.
On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".
by JimmyJimJim May 18, 2012
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malding

olivias been malding a lot lately bc of her boyfriend
by brooklyn sparks December 23, 2019
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maplewood malden

Maplewood is a gang originated in Malden, Ma in the linden/maplewood area. They are known to be armed and dangerous and move drugs thru malden since the late 1990s. Most of them ared either in jail dead or moved on as men in life. The young generation Mdubz/Ldub are feared all over malden and schools. gunz drugs and violence make them feared. they hangout in the bowdoin linden maplewood areas. These kids have been terrorizing 'the den' since the raid of 2013 when the older original mdubz were arrested. they are disrespectful and dont care about no one besides their "dubs'. They have allies in the crip gangs in Lynn and Lowell. Feared in many jails county and upstate. These kids shoot at out of town kids all the time for the simple fact that its Malden life. Rivals of this organization are unknown. I see these kids all over maplewood sq and linden looking over their shoulders every two seconds and summer time is just not safe with these kids on the loose.
maplewood malden demons Feared in malden / linden area /maplewood
by MPD May 12, 2017
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Marina Maldonado

by BaileChica August 24, 2011
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Maldequisit

Mal'duh'qwiz'it

1) A person who fears questions about their religion.

2) A person who goes to extreme lengths to avoid questions that would cast their theological ideas in a negative light.

3) Any person or persons who avoids confrontation about their beliefs, be it religious or not, due to fear of negative perceptions.
"That presidential candidate is being maldequisit."

"You are a maldequisit. We try to talk to you about religion and you completely run away from the subject."

"It was quite maldequisit how you can ask me about my religion, but as soon as I ask about yours you ignore me."
by Stephen P. Inzunza February 29, 2008
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