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metro sexual

A man who spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.
by Krista December 18, 2003
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Metro Sexual

by Omega Death May 21, 2005
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Metro Locking

Metro Lock – also known as Tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a Metrolink or on the Tube. They have know where to hold onto during a bumpy, dodgy journey. Frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty passenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the Metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. Walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered Metro Locking!
"Metro Locking"

Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!

Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
by Phil Ireland January 28, 2009
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Metro-Standard

When you re-use the joke too many times, it causes it to become unfunny.
Guy 1: Haha that's what I did to your mum last night!
Guy 2: Dude that's just metro-standard, just stop..
by BIGHITT3R March 15, 2016
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Metro Hick Hop Filthy

Subset culture that live in small crime filled city's surrounded by a large rural area. A combination of gangsta, redneck, and meth. Usually recognized by bad neck tattoos, low education, and buying cigarettes with their girlfriends money. They have adapted their own language using words like "Wut", "Dat", and "Da Streets. If you approach them they will ask you for Meth.
Wut is up wit all Dat Metro Hick Hop Filthy talk fam?
by DJ Class October 13, 2016
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Metro Hick Hop Filthy

Subset culture that live in small crime filled city's surrounded by a large rural area. A combination of gangsta, redneck, and meth. Usually recognized by bad neck tattoos, low education, and buying cigarettes with their girlfriends money. They have adapted their own language using words like "Wut", "Dat", and "Da Streets. If you approach them they will ask you for Meth.
Wut is up wit all Dat Metro Hick Hop Filthy talk fam?
by DJ Class October 13, 2016
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metro virgin

privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.
virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!
by sdkajflasj February 12, 2017
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