Chinaman's Muffler

Performing stimulation by burying ones face in an anus and motorboating with your lips

After receiving a ride home from the night club, Jordan repaid his driver with a Chinaman's muffler in the back lane.

by BigKahuna March 14, 2015

dirty muffler

When after engaging a girl in anal sex, she proceeds to spray diarrhea all over you. It is actually a mix of semen and feces which has an odor similar to very old muffler grease.

I was butt-fucking Pamela after she ate 3 steak soft tacos. Right when I thought things were cool, she blew her dirty muffler all over my cheast. I'll never eat mexican food before sex again.

by EJL Supreme May 16, 2006

cunt muffle

v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.

Hillary Clinton needs to be cunt muffled.

by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008

muffly

The way someone sounds when eating something during a phone call.

"joe I can barely hear you! Your all muffly"..." Sorry Bob, I am trying to eat my sandwich and do our conference call at the same time".

by bizdoggette December 21, 2013

Rainbow Muffler

Having several sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.

Lana has a blue waffle, a purple sock, the clap, the drip, and crabs at the same time. So Lana has a Rainbow Muffler.

by RainbowMufflerz April 25, 2011

Muffler

The. Muffler is the act of stuffing a girls panties into her anus, while she is asleep, leaving any air that escapes her anus, muffled.

" That drunk slut passed out after a hard ass pounding, so I couldn't resist giving her a nice muffler, her tiny little g-string fit right in her gaping hole"

by BBawesome August 23, 2011

Mufflet

like a muff, only smaller and only a little hairy.

"dude, that chick had a nice little mufflet on her"

by Cmistro December 18, 2009