bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

by DocCullors August 7, 2012

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

Ectoplasm (Matter)

a unique form or kind of Matter.

Person 1: what are Ghosts made of?

Person 2: Ectoplasm (Matter)

by Kerria190 November 25, 2016

Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

Grey Matter

An insult commonly used to degrade a person’s intelligence

Wow that Jim has a lot of grey matter up there.

by Jakeman28 March 1, 2020

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

Switch Lives Don't Matter

The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.

"Switch lives don't matter" *Throws Switch at bathroom wall*

by Zyaisol September 29, 2017