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major cleav

A large gap between a woman's breast causing men to stare for the wrong reason.
Dude A: Did you see Wendy's rack? Those are at least C cups.

Dude B: Yeah but she's got a case of major cleav.

Dude A: Hmm, I'd still tap it. It is pretty weird though.
by Scrubbie March 4, 2009
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major yo

The practice of joyfully using a household item for purposes other than which they were intended.
-"Hey fresh, what are you doing with that vaccuum cleaner?"

-"I'm playin' major yo(pronounced 'majuh-YO')!"

muthas muthas
by Chief Nasty Mutha November 28, 2009
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Major combat operations are over

1. Misleading statement asserting that your work has been completed even though critical steps remain.

Source: A paraphrasing of the George W. Bush quote "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed" uttered on May 1, 2003 with the banner "mission accomplished" behind him.
Did you finish raking the lawn?

Major combat operations are over!

But you left all the leaves in piles... bag that sh!t!

OK.
by Mak2 December 3, 2010
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Major Key

A very important piece of information that is critical to success.
by Alejandroses September 11, 2016
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major simp

Idubbbz. That is what it means basically.
Eeeeeee! Udubs is major simp.
by Stickyboi100 May 13, 2020
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Major Tom

An auto-erotic asphyxiation technique using only gravity.
It is performed in three steps:
1) Getting in the Shuttle: Masturbate till you are close to orgasm and then squat down while taking short shallow breaths.
2) Takeoff: As you orgasm, hold your breath and jump up as fast as you can.
3) Being in Space:If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
"Man I tried a Major Tom last night and it was incredible, but my mom walked in on me covered in my space juices and she might disown me now"
by AzeldaTheWise June 30, 2019
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major-major

A Filipino slang for huge / enormous or immense. (c. 2010)

This was taken from the common trait of the language of Filipino or some south east asians which repeats the adjective to make it more intense.

literal tagalog translation: malaking-malaki (huge)
In my years of existence in this world, i have not yet encountered one major-major problem in my life, and I thank God for that.

Filipino translation:
Sa mga taon kong inilagi sa mundo, hindi pa ako nakakaranas ng malaking-malaking suliranin sa buhay at ito'y aking ipinagpapasalat sa Panginoong Diyos.
by CyberJake August 27, 2010
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