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Government Lobby

Packing a huge amount of weaponry, generally concealed. Derived from the signature Matrix scene in which Neo, the protagonist of said movie, defeats an entire military squad with a vast array of firearms concealed under his trenchcoat.

Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.
"Dude, yesterday I had an airsoft match with the guys down at the field."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."
by Airsofter October 21, 2007
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Atomic lobby bomb

The act of farting in an elevator immediately before you step out of it, while ensuring that you depress the button that returns the elevator to ground level, thereby anonymously gassing unsuspecting people that are awaiting the elevator.
Some asshole was pissed off at me for not holding the elevator door, so before I went to my room I sent that fucker an atomic lobby bomb.
by Crystal weed injector January 11, 2013
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Libby

To act as the scapegoat or fallguy for the misdeeds of others.

Named after Bush administration lackey Lewis "Scooter" Libby who took the blame for the treasonous 2003 outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame in a high-level effort to discredit Plame's husband Joseph Wilson after Wilson investigated Bush adminstraiton claims that Iraq was puchasing uranium from Niger. Vice President Dick Cheney, White House political operative Karl Rove, and likely George W. Bush himself approved of this treasonous attempt at intimidation.

As of December 2007, only Libby has spent any jail time in connection with Plame's outing. Libby's sentence was communted by Pretzeldent George W. Bush commuted Libby's sentence in July 2007.
Jasper, I know you didn't screw up the database, but if you'll Libby for me, I'll buy you lunch.
by Hugh Johnson January 2, 2008
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lubberly

When something is especially lovely
Used mostly on the internet.
I had a lubberly time with Mary last night!
by Lefty December 20, 2004
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Luby

I felt so luby after last night's orgy. Silicone stays for days.
by Exzackly April 26, 2015
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Lubbock Clap

also know as STD contracted from any species of Texas Tech Sororiwhoredom that thinks as long as she can't remember the act of intercourse it didn't happen.
KA to his buddies: 'Last month I fucked "fill in trite sorority girl name" & now I've got the Lubbock Clap. So I have to take pennicillin for the next XX days.'

*if anyone can find the link to the rap song i would appreciate it, i can't find it*
by JennBlair July 10, 2005
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Libby

An amazingly stunning person, who is also amazingly gorgeous and amazing at fucking.. causes much pleasure (in many ways including sexually) she is sexy and loved by everyone.......she's great at everything and i love her
Libby is amazing.
by LibbyFanClub November 20, 2010
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