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Lottering

When you and a peer arrive at a work or school parking lot at about the same time and you pretend not to see them and stay in your car listening to the radio or doing some other fake busy work for no other reason than you don't want to walk in with them and have to chat awkwardly during the journey.
Sorry I'm late. I pulled in at the same time as that dumbass in shipping, so I had to do some lottering for awhile until he was inside.
by Wuzee October 20, 2009
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Fanooter Looter

A guy that purposely steals/hooks up with another guy's girlfriend.
Hey Bro don't be a fanooter looter, thats chad's girlfriend.
by E-Hogg November 16, 2006
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Word Lottery

When a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won't shut the fuck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. The fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. They have to talk like they just won the lottery - the word lottery that is. They will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake English accents etc... They spend words like they won't be on the planet tomorrow. You fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.
She just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. Did she just win the word lottery? Does she have to spend every fucking word she owns today? Will she just shut up and save something for another day?
by S. S. D. June 9, 2009
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Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.
by I Like Bread May 15, 2006
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Cooter Looter

n. A person who steals a woman's virginity.
Man, all you go for are virgins. What a cooter looter.
by imnotsure101 December 29, 2008
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ninja looter

Someone who grabs loot which he/she has not won during a raid.
Doup won the loot, but that bastard Kerb ninja looted it.
by Martin January 28, 2005
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loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.
Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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