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oppai loli 

oppai lolis are an enemy for healthy society.
IF they exist, then God isn't real and civilization is DEAD.
If oppai lolis exist, do the final solution protocol of total T-OL-D
Total Oppai Loli Death to be enacted to save globally the human morality.
"Hey teach do you want to release your milk in my big mushy two pillows?"

"No... But... Uh..."

"Well, do you want a taste of oppai loli boobs?"

"Uuhh.hh.h.h..... Please, Jesus Christ.."
Related Words
loli Lolita Lolicon Lolipop loling lolies lolitsalex lolie Lolism Loliver

diavolo but loli 

A person from mjjg which is kinda cool, but begs for mod 24/7, is also married to Diavolo but Succubus
diavolo but loli: hi
sold: hi
diavolo but succubus: PLS MARRY ME

"Son of a Loli" Challenge 

An extremely dangerous social challenge. Ones who's consequences are not fully understood; nor recorded. You walk up to the cutest boy you know and pick a verbal fight by looking him straight in his big beautiful eyes, and with nothing buy jealous hatred in you heart say to him "You Son of a Loli".
Dang, Can you believe that Jay Z did the "Son of a Loli" Challenge to Justin Timberlake?!
An acronym for Laughing Out Loud In My Imagination. Used in place of lol when ur not actually laughing out loud
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side. Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: The chicken!
Person 2: lolimi
lolimi by Takaaki S. March 21, 2012

lolimorph 

A man or woman that looks like a child despite being a full grown adult whom nobody wants to date for fear of being judged.
I like her John, but she’s a total lolimorph! If I date her, people will think I’m a weird pedo!
lolimorph by Dank wank January 25, 2023
lolity is a mix of quality and lol

when you want to say something is absolute quality and funny, you can just say 'lolity'
Person 1: Hey Dude, shaniqua and crystals fight down da park is hilairous

Person 2: i know, its lolity.
lolity by bestthingineverhad July 9, 2011