suicide load

Transporting such significant amount of illegal drugs to the point if caught, you're going away forever.
I rented a car to carry a suicide load across the state border.
by papaknockishere June 25, 2018
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Loaded for Bear

To be prepared, mentally and/or physically, for extreme opposition; typically used in reference to an aggressive or potentially violent situation.

The phrase originates with American hunters and woodsmen in regions frequented by the brown bear. Brown bears are the largest land-based predator on earth, and when expecting to deal with them the hunters would bring much more powerful rifles than they would if hunting other game.
When the police responded to the reports of a men in body armor with AK-47s robbing a bank, they came loaded for bear.
by Wyldfire2112 October 19, 2010
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Shoot Loads

1. The act of releasing large amount of liquid (i.e semen)

2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form
examples

1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin

2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0
by J-Ev November 01, 2008
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blow a load

when a man squirts his man juices out of his erect penis
"dude i blew a load on your sisters face last night"

"shit i blew a load all over my keyboard"
by wag September 08, 2004
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Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011
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switchover load

a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.
Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.
by The Cage of asphalt March 11, 2009
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Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.
*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!
by whereised March 21, 2011
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