legal knod

Getting a heroin like high from mixing two or more controlled or non- controlled substance meds.

He just came from the clinic riding that legal knod

by Oats1029 November 7, 2020

legal action

To take someone to court.

I’m talking legal action because Jason tried to kill me so I’m taking legal action and want a lawsuit.

by Lostwolf100 October 1, 2020

Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011

Legal Whore

An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.

Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.

by legal beagle snoop October 4, 2011

legalized bribery

1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.

America politics is all about legalized bribery buy big business interests now.

by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023

Getting Legalled

Legally getting married typically only applies to same sex couples. However also adopted by those who support same sex marriage. It is also used for couples who are now having a legal ceremony, whereas prior only had a nonlegal ceremony.

After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.

We are Getting Legalled. You are invited to attend the ceremony at x place at x time. Please RSVP by x date.

by dejavu152 January 13, 2014

Legal-enough

When a person is under age of consent by only a slight margin.

Joe: "Hey John, I totally want to bang your sister"
John: "FUCK OFF JOE SHE'S ONLY 17"
Joe: "Legal-enough."

by samtoast January 8, 2016