Drops of Jupiter

Getting a load of cum on your face when sitting in an anti-gravity lounge chair.

This weekend Billy went to the cottage and got a drops of jupiter.

by LynRedMagic September 12, 2020

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

Judith

One has little nerd arms.

She can't lift that?
What a Judith

by Stephen de Olivera Josephat December 13, 2010

Jupiter Farms

Jupiter Farms is this random redneck town just north of West Palm Beach, FL. Anyone young adult who's been to West Palm Beach already realizes there is nothing but Blue Hairs and gang violence in the shittiest projects on the east coast. But, at least the scenery is somewhat appealing. If you think WPB is boring and sucky, then you haven't been to Jupiter. With the exception of I-95 and three or four main roads, the streets are mostly made of dirt and are lined with farms that consist of one or two horses and dying forestry. It smells like ass and the water supply is so contaminated that you feel dirtier after taking a shower. Lastly, the people there are possibly the dumbest in the country. One guy I met couldn't even tell me his actual job title, but said he likes to build things. Another man I met owned a crappy kayak-rental shop (it was a trailer) and said to me I could be eaten by an alligator at anytime while on the stream. Jupiter is just a shitty town, period. No one would miss it, or the people in it, if it were wiped off the map. Only live there if your inability to afford dental insurance helps you fit in with the rest of the crowd.

Well Jupiter Farms sucks.

by Mr. Unoriginal March 31, 2009

Judith

The name children call their father's second wife or girlfriend, regardless of her birth name, after his having left or lost his first wife. Often only to their siblings or to friends whose father's also have a Judith.

Is Judith coming to the wedding? I can't believe that, they just met.

He's spending Christmas with Judith? Did he even think about what we're going to do now?

by bigbigbellyflop December 7, 2011

Junith

When your dad leaves after shagging you

You see that kid called Archie over there? He's a junith rat.

by MandemSZN May 8, 2019

Orbiting Jupiter

Getting high.
Typically by smoking weed.

Orbiting Jupiter with you is the best.

by concerned.amigo June 3, 2010