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Jr. Obnoxtard

A child age 9-12 who is loud and stupid and has no clue what they're actually railing about or what they're getting themselves into. Not used in children under 9 because that is normal child behavior.
"Blake is such an obnoxtard!"

"No, he's 12 so he's a jr. obnoxtard ya idiot!"
by Corridor&Bran March 26, 2010
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Pus jr.

Id like some pus jr.
by lucifersbabygirl666 April 22, 2017
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Brazil Jr

A nickname for the smaller country above Brazil but speaks Spanish instead of Portuguese. Many things are very similar to Brazil including lots of plastic surgery.
Colombia? Why would I want to visit Brazil Jr when I've already been to Brazil.
by badboysouth678 August 9, 2018
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Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.
Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr
by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023
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lamarcus jr

An emperor Palpetine like sentient being attached to the back of ones head.
Wow I can’t believe how big Lamarcus jr. has gotten!
by MyNameEhJeff107 April 23, 2018
mugGet the lamarcus jrmug.

JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.
by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022
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Neck Jr.

nickname for Governor and US Senator George Allen.
Neck Jr. stayed in his neck of the woods to win politically.
by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018
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