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majic joose

one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist
Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose
by tommigunn March 18, 2004
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joobs

joobs are jewish peoples boobs

i found it on the south park on the episode when chef died. When the kids were walking somewhere, cartman said wat do u call a jewish persons boobs?
JOOBS.....
did you see how majestic those jewish girls joobs were???
by SCHECK April 20, 2006
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Joose

An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.
The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."
by AndyRSC October 24, 2010
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Joose-Bomb

Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.
Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.
by JOOSE BOMB Originiator!! April 2, 2010
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Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.
"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"
by Peldon March 25, 2004
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Joosified

Feeling nice off of a Joose beverage, or several.
I was so Joosified last night. I don't remember a thing.
by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010
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Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M
Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.
by Amy-mira December 4, 2022
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