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Jewscape

What Jagex has turned Runescape into with the new trade system. The new trade system restricts free trade, forcing people to focus on money more than they used to. Before this new system, people could just let their high level friends give them expensive weapons they got from training. Now the trade system is restricted, causing poor people to stay poor, and the rich to get richer.
Poor person: Got any extra drops you don't want?
Rich person: Yea, but Jagex won't let me give them to you.
Poor person: I hate how Jagex turned Runescape into Jewscape.


Rich Person: I just got this awesome stuff while training, want it?
Poor person: Sure!
Rich person: Trade.
Poor person I need more Quest Points =(
by RS Player 203 January 2, 2009
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Jewsed

Jewish kid + juiced= drunk jewish fuck.
Hoon: "Josh was so Jewsed last night at Lukas' house!"
Annie: "I KNOW! he was too wasted to put his own shoes on"
Hoon: "That jew bastard wouldn't even let me hit his blunt, so fuckin stingy!"
by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010
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jewseum

The Jewish Holocaust Museum in Sydney.
" You psyched for our excursion to the Jewseum? "
Nope..
by Sarah Payne August 24, 2007
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Jewssy

An amalgamation of the words Jew and Pussy. Jewssy.

It is a VERY rare kind of woman to find but when you actually find one, they are really hot and inteligent ladies to be in a sexual relationship with.

as sad as it sounds a lot of guys actually think that this kind of wemen is very common and eady to find.
"WHAT? you have never had a Jewssy before?

nope, we dont get a lot of them in mexico."
by sullivangdl July 25, 2009
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Jewseph

A Jewish Joseph, that has immaculate nostrils.
Wow, that is quite a large nose, Jewseph!
by Tyla B - Urban Dundee September 25, 2008
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Jewshbag

a compound word usually used to insult someone by calling them a jew and a douchebag at the same time
Dude those stoners at the park were bein fuckn dumbass jewshbags when the police showed up.
by RapistTheClown October 16, 2009
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Jewsy Couture

Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
by Zhally (We Black) April 18, 2007
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