Janey Haines

The most beautiful girl a man could ask for. A best friend for people named Devin Weinhold. She has an awesome house. And a young girl that is afraid of anything that makes random noises. She is very caring for her friends and relatives. People think she is a whore, but she really isn't. (;

That girl Janey Haines is the hottest girl at school.

by DFreshhBaby July 25, 2010

Jankerman

A rather long penis

My friend was having sex and his girlfriend said he had a nice Jankerman

by salkjd November 14, 2010

Janky-Toast

To have the appearance of absolute chaos and lack of control but it all works out.

Every time he approaches a gate, I'm like 'nope', but then he gets his Janky-Toast going and threads the needle.

by FunkMasterFoo July 13, 2017

jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.

Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!

by Staifreak May 15, 2018

Janky

A janky function is a function f where \alpha_f, the Hölder exponent of f, approaches 0. A function g is said to be jankier than f \alpha_f < \alpha_f.

It's going to be tough to learn that function because it is so janky!

by Lindelöf99 October 26, 2018

Janky

Something that's real messed up, doesn't look right, smell right, or just isn't right at all.

"Man, I walked over to the park yesterday and them playgrounds are too messed up, man. Sh*ts janky."

by Dance'n'chief November 22, 2018

Jakeya

A girl that is very sweet, loyal, and caring. They keep to themselves most of the time and have they heart set on their future but this doesn’t mean that they won’t make the time for you. However, they can be hard to love because if you don’t give the attention that they deserve, they will fall back and put up walls and become distant. They are very rare, so if you manage to find one don’t let them go.

1:Dang why did she do me like that.

2:Because that girl is a Jakeya.

by Justadudeonline June 1, 2020