insta-gib

To kill something in one shot / burst of damage. Usually used in PvP games to describe a player who died instantly.

Did you see me insta-gib that warrior? Haha I blew that kid up.

by tanner13921 July 9, 2012

Insta-Period

When you're talking to your bro, and all of a sudden he gets hella piss and upset like girl pmsing and your bro won't STFU or Calm his tits

Nick Orlov driving and he goes Insta-Period

by Jack KeyChain July 6, 2014

Insta Nut

To instantaneously ejactulate

Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut

by Swagmoneymillionare March 14, 2015

insta-spectacular

Something that starts out bad or ok and turns instantly spectacular!

First my penis wasn't right, but then I looked at some porn and now it's insta-spectacular!

by The Waffler February 8, 2005

insta-stink

the act of spreading ones ass cheeks and farting, producing a cloud of rancid ass instantaneously making the room smell like queen latifah's queef.

While Jake was sleeping, Bogart violated his face with insta-stink. =^.^=

by shootermkgav1n January 19, 2010

Insta-betes

Instant diabetes; a form of diabetes contracted in a single bite of something.

Maple glazed bacon donuts are delicious, but beware: Three bites puts you at serious risk of insta-betes.

by lebonj February 1, 2010

insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

by Corprate Incorperated Co. January 31, 2016