Department of Education

Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?

Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.

Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

Don'twannamakeher's Department Store

Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.

Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

ITD (Internal redacted department)

the most corrupt department in scp corrupt roleplay. they banned every single 3rd overseer because BIAS. SO corrupt.

Bro did you hear about the ITD (Internal redacted department)? They're so corrupt.

by Transformersthesky April 24, 2022

Department Of External Affairs

One of the most useless departments in the roblox scp genre, while it being a functioning department in the SCP Wiki, on roblox it is the most useless department in the genre due to it's Overseer or the group owner allying and doing their job in groups.

The Administrator: Alright, I'll accept your affiliation
DEA Ambassador: But why?! that's not your job!?
The Administrator: You're the only one in the department since nobody cares about DEA
DEA Ambassador: Because you already do our job for us, instead of the Department Of External Affairs doing it for you.

by Chaos_Insurgent2 December 8, 2022

Delinquent O'Crimebag Department

A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.

He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".

"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"

"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."

by Survector Nectar July 29, 2024