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Don't hurt yourself

A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.
Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.
by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009
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hurt life

In parts of southeast Michigan..Hurt or hurt life (more extreme form of hurt) is used to describe somthing that is generally displeasing.
" I wish I never took this class..it hurts life"

" Yo stop farting in my car..wow you guys hurt life"
by dearborn1 February 17, 2005
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Hurted

When someone hurts you emotionally. It can be physically but if you really in your feels and you wanna let someone know that you're really hurt you just say it hurted
Int:" One Direction is never getting back together..."
Me *lays in bed and thinks while staring into an abyss*:" That shit HuRtEd"
by This_isnt_a_family_show March 27, 2019
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hurting

pronounced: HER-Teng.

1. Used to describe a situation, a person, a place that is currently in poor form or performance. Emphasizes the horrible nature of a situation or the poor overall appearance of a person.

2. Used to describe a massive failure.
1.
a) Yeah my job is hurting right now... I have to come in at 5 a.m.
b) Those girls over there are hurting--I'm going to need to drink more.
c) The beach was hurting today--it was too cloudy to enjoy the sloots.

2.
a) The Redskins preseason game against Carolina was hurting.
b) My Committed Cost Report was hurting--we didn't bill enough this month.
by JofKB September 13, 2005
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hurter

someone who is really retarded, "hurting", usually that you just want to punch in the face. Like hurtbag.
oh my god where is my bat here comes that hurter
by snw October 3, 2004
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hurtch

Someone who has very little/no money or pitch.
Comes from the word Hurtin' in Hespeler, Ontario.
"Lets not invite him to the coke sniffing party, he is so hurtch."
by Uvagina Doubfire March 27, 2008
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Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.
Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!
by hossy tussy August 30, 2010
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