Hugsexual

When an individual finds hugs more stimulating than actual sexual activity. Usually forces hugs onto unwilling victims. Who they hug are of unimportance: girls, boys, animals, trees, etc.

Sarah - Jesus, Eric's hugged everyone at this party... Is he already drunk?

Jeff - Nah, he's just Hugsexual.

by EnriquePDF January 6, 2011

hummer h2

restore your manhood

If you have short man syndrome, then The Hummer H2 is your small penis mobile

by Angelino December 3, 2007

raab himself

Chris Raab, credited frequently as Raab Himself, born May 21, 1980 in Willow Grove, Pennsylvania is an active crew member of Viva la Bam and appeared frequently in MTV's Jackass. As a part of the original Jackass crew, Raab also appears in numerous CKY movies which were a "co-precursor" for the MTV series. Hobbies include mountain biking and shitting on camera.

His unique moniker is credited to his close friend Bam Margera, who is often seen punching or slapping Raab throughout the various TV series.

did i mention that he's Matt Damon's nephew?

by benzophenone January 11, 2005

sir shits himself

the equivalent to "pulling a steve timmons", its when you pull your pants down and try to take a shit outside, but miss the ground and shit in your pants horribly... out of the kabillion miles of the earth, how the hell do you miss the ground?

steve, you silly faggit... you dont need to show us your sir shits himself, you take the crown by a mile

by abbla April 15, 2005

hummer

1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1.
2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ

I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.

by RobT September 20, 2003

Hummer Environmentalist

Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.

Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.

by Fizzler of Borg December 30, 2006

Hummer Week

This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.

During the week Suzie had her period, she gave Dave hummers since they couldn't have sex.

by Brian December 3, 2003