human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.

"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."

by Jon Henry May 2, 2006

Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.

The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.

Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.

by DJ TMONEY15 January 17, 2011

human pocket

Slang for vagina, when used for storage.

Helen pulled a gun out of her human pocket, surprising her attackers.

by hayeshenderson August 14, 2012

Human Lampshade

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,

"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"

by BigApplez June 16, 2015

Human Oreo

It's basically a white person in between 2 black people

Yo I was walking down the street and I saw a person taking a picture of a Human Oreo.

by AlrightFam June 24, 2016

human pikachu

Denki Kaminari from class 1A. Originates from the anime BNHA. Has same quirk as Pikachu from Pokèmon.

Bakugou: Darn Human Pikachu! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

by AsunaTododeku January 27, 2020