willie horton

When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.

I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.

by rentdue September 12, 2013

Tim Horton's

A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!

Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??

by masochistic angel March 22, 2020

horter

One who is tall but mistakenly believes he is short.

Lesley the horter stands at 6'2", still complaining about her short height.

by sophia jin June 18, 2008

Tim Hortons

The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies

Hey you wanna go to tim Hortons for coffee sometime?

by CodeBlueCodeBlue August 13, 2020

Tim Hortons

The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.

Their motto:
Always fresh.

We know better....

Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-

by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009

Horting

kind of MMA

my buddy John went to horting championship, he got fucked up well.

by blackoutpoint August 19, 2015

hortative

adjective

giving strong encouragement,throwing away any depressed,listless,and abject mind from someone who suffers distraction of mind

Lisa is sexy cheerleader chick.Lisa's smile is hortative. She always please her boyfriend. When the math olympiad comes along, Lisa's genious boyfriend is very nervous and worried, because he have not studied enough to catch prizes, at that moment, Lisa relieve him with stroking and sucking his cocks. It is really hortative.... Ummmmmmmmm babe....lol...

by purinsy October 19, 2008