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Mount Horeb

A small town 20 miles west of Madison, Wisconsin. Mount Horeb is the self-proclaimed "Troll Capital of the World," bearing several carved wooden trolls along the road Main Street and Bus Hwy 18-151, the main business road. The "Trollway" is littered with antique shops and restaurants that don't last.

Several of the people of Mount Horeb continue living here for their entire life, having had families here for generations. These families are mostly hardcore Christians and redneck deer hunters. Many of the high school students are spoiled, rich, wannabe ghetto kids who don't realize how easy their boring life really is. They're too stupid to know what ghetto life is really like; that real gangstas were raised in shit holes and had to scrape their way by in a free-for-all just to survive.

Despite what parents would like to think, Mount Horeb is an epicenter of drugs. There is a constantly growing Oxycontin addiction spreading around the high school, but everyone's mom is too ashamed and embarrassed to actually do anything about it. Instead of TALKING to their kids about drugs like responsible adults, they ignore the problem hoping it will go away. After all, how could they possibly tell anyone they raised a kid who became a drug addict? It makes much more sense to keep it secret than to help your child overcome addiction.
Mount Horeb is so lame, I'm gonna ditch this shit hole and move to L.A. so I can be a gangsta!
by nanonimbo January 22, 2011
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Horea

An incredibly charming boy, very funny, caring and loving. He would do anything for the loved ones just to see them happy. And sometimes even for strangers! He's very smart and his mind is gold. His beautiful blue eyes will make you melt like butter on a toast. He has good skills in music and an angelic voice. He's just perfect.
Ah I'm so lucky to have Horea in my life! He's a blessing!
by Blitch171115 January 13, 2018
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A member of The Horde (see also: WoW, World of Warcraft, MMORPG) who accumulates as many items as possible and never shares them, sells them, or uses them. They will cling selfishly to these items until they are no longer useful and expired from game play OR hoard things like cloth that could be used by the guild. This often results in creation of extra characters simply for bank tab space.

Literally, "A Horde Hoarder."
(1) Player A: "Dude! You're not using that item. Sell it to me?"
Player B: "No way, I need it."
Player A: "No you don't, you haven't played the game in six months!! *sigh* Horder."

(2) Player X: "You have one level 85 character and seven level 3's."
Player Y: "FOR THE HOARD!!!11"
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A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).
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Hongers are people who are either born in hongkong or their parents are from hongkong.
Personally I don't think that people who speak Cantonese and not from hongkong are hongers.
hongers are different from the Chinese from mainland china I believe, they have last names like : Chan ,Wong lee,chow.when people from mainland china have last names like : chen,huang,li,zhou
learn to love hongers
not all of them are mean
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Holger is the defintion of sexy.
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Hogger

One of the most difficult enemies in the game World of Warcraft by Blizzard, typically requiring a raid of 20+ level 70 players to take down.
Our guild tried to take on Hogger, but our tank wasn't able to keep aggro so we wiped.
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