sexual healing

healing by way of SEX

noun(sexual healer): one that believes in healing by a sexual nature, and likes it a lot

perry said to sam give me some of that sexual heeealing baby

by betttttty December 11, 2002

faith healing

The term used to describe the process of curing a sickness by belief in a god instead of using scientific methods. This technique requires the belief that a miracle will happen.

1. Bill was relying on faith healing to cure his cancer when he went to the religious tent revival. He had given up regular medical treatment against the advice of his doctor.

2. Bob had given his problem of alcoholism to a higher power and was now relying on the spiritual faith healing of alcoholics anonymous to save him.

by JR Harris April 3, 2011

Hearing AIDS

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

by AriAstor March 19, 2010

heading

The insertion of the head into the anus of another.

Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.

by iguanapunk June 20, 2004

dirty healing

sex you have after a rough break to feel better, similar to revenge sex

I was feeling bad after Beth broke up with me, but then I had some dirty healing with her hot cousin.

by triforceftw August 13, 2010

Hearing People

The community of handicapped individuals who severely require excessive support in their everyday lives. These individuals are not considered "citizens," since they are incapable of contributing to society, and generally useless. They are the subject of ridicule and pity by the educated and respectable in each culture. Basically useless, hearing people wander Earth in a form of stupor, unaware of their surroundings, environments, and situations. Kind-hearted, wise Deaf individuals make a point of avoiding hearing people, so as not to harm or confuse them with superior Deaf intelligence. Unfortunately, there are many of the Deaf who choose to attempt to help the hearing of the world, unaware or oblivious to the fact that they cannot be helped and are doomed to a life of insignificance. Worse still are those in the Deaf community who attempt to imitate hearing people, for whatever absurd reason; these mentally disturbed souls are called the "hard-of-hearing." Furthermore and in conclusion, the foundation of hearing people is a complex and inescapable web of stupidity, failure, and blasphemy.

Person A: Wow, that guy is so stupid.
Peson B: Hey! It's not his fault, he's a hearing person.


Person A: *Mistake* (Reaction, such as "Whoops" or "Uh-oh")
Person B: *Appropriate response* ("Tsk. Hearing People.")


Person A: Hey, why is the world filled with hate, violence, crime, drugs, anger, fear, and ignorance? The majority of humans on Earth suffer every day... There must be a reason for it... What could God, or Satan, have created that is so vile and so unholy, that it is the source of all that is damned on the planet?
Person B: Hearing People.

by S. Hawking, Ghandi, & Jesus February 6, 2009

heatin' up the universe

A Wasted effort
Results are not worth the effort used.

C'mon Bill, stop heatin' up the universe, you know you can't push that crate by yourself.

by non was given November 17, 2004