kai hansen

The most under rated man in metal music...The genius behind Helloween, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior and Gravedigger...some of the best power metal bands ever.

Who is that singing on Walls Of Jericho...Why its Kai Hansen

by Steven January 26, 2005

hamsey

A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"

"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"

by jeffery balls November 8, 2007

left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

by john stodderd May 21, 2008

Chris Hansen

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009

Helly Hansen

A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze

by LilDrapesOfficial December 8, 2019

handee hugo

Is a sexual act in which one person throws up on another during intercourse.

Milton told me that he pulled a handee hugo on a girl from the bar last night.

by TheUnthinkables May 21, 2011

hanely

A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.

You were a complete hanely last night.

by jim bullocks August 14, 2015