Hambones

A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.

I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..

by Cakelad February 5, 2021

hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

HAMboner

A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.

Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...

by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003

hamann

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.

I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!

by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006

Hammond

As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.

To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.

Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.

Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.

by wingsfan2010 February 1, 2010

Haminder

The person who when provoked, will Haminate your sorry ass!

Asta La Vista Baby, You've just been Haminated.

by Gigolo Hoe May 20, 2004

Hambone Henry

A Homosexual of Buff Stature

"That dude's a Hambone Henry"
"You can tell because of his lisp"

by Mo Yosef October 2, 2005