hamburger helper 

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

hamburger helper by |< |3 July 16, 2006

hotdog/hamburger style 

hotdog - folding paper sidways
hamburger - folding paper vertically

Teacher: Okay class please fold your paper hotdog/hamburger style.

hotdog/hamburger style by cabbageisgood March 17, 2011

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.

The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007

hamburger 

a burger that rarely, if any, contains ham.

hamburger, more like a processed-burger.

hamburger by english___p November 18, 2006

Hamburger Helper 

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

Hamburger Helper by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

Hamburger Time 

The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'

"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"

Hamburger Time by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

humburger by wiki-diki May 13, 2018