Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.

This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!

by KoyoRed January 20, 2020

Taki Goblin

A small term used to describe what people could assume from the "average" black person.

There are too many Taki Goblins in my neighborhood

by mistergiggles425 June 4, 2021

Spear Goblin

Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.

"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"

by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022

Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs

Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!

by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022

wadtastic-ass-goblin

person of no intelligence whom constantly makes an ass of themselves, or just plain dumbass

sssotlohiefmjn iamthebeast is a wadtastic-ass-goblin

by cb123456789123456789 October 25, 2010

Lense the goblin

GOBLIN LMAOOOO

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo

by mittekeegi January 18, 2022

Virgin Goblin

A woman who takes the virginity of multiple men, sometimes by the dozen. She thrives on weak virgins, achieving satisfaction only upon their pre-mature ejaculation. Often found dwelling in religious institutions such as Sunday school, churches and temples of worship.

Dude 1: I heard Stacy was easy.
Dude 2: Yea dude, shes a virgin goblin.

Bro 1: I really need to get laid, i cant die a virgin.
Bro 2: Go to Stacy, shes a virgin goblin.

Dude 1: So did we all get laid this summer?
Dude 2: Yea!
Dude 3: Yupp!
Dude 4: FUCK YEA!
Dude 1: Stacy doesn't count, shes a virgin goblin.
Dude 2, 3, and 4: fuck...

by a1exxxxxxx July 31, 2009