Grease Slapper

Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.

Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.

by mikeverdill June 10, 2009

Greard

the hairy pubic bush that grows in between the anus and the penis or vagina.

Sally told her mother, "I need to shave my greard before we go to the beach because people will see it protruding from my micro bikini and they will laugh."
The mother replied,"don't be ashamed of your greard...it signifies maturity."

Bill did not wipe well after a bathroom session and got feces stuck in his greard

by Goobstein November 16, 2009

Greased

To be greased means to be killed. Originally it meant to be killed by multiple bullet wounds from a weapon fired on full automatic but gradually its use extended, particularly during the Vietnam War, until it was used to describe any death caused by enemy action.

The expression originated from American troops of the Second World War who were armed with the M3 submachine gun. Since the M3's nickname was 'grease gun', supposedly from its resemblance to the mechanics tool, enemy troops killed by the M3 were soon referred to as having been greased.

Had some luck out in the boonies today!
How's that?
Nine of Uncle Ho's finest goofin' off in a waterhole, twelve M16s greased their asses real good!
Number One!

by Croatalin November 19, 2013

Grease spot

Dead man walking. You fucked up and are pretty much going to die, bar none, period, final. Pucker up, bitch, your end is near.

If they find out I did this, I'm a fucking grease spot!

by ChCx91 February 19, 2011

carmel grease

2 The sweat of a turd

it was so hot, I had a mean batch of carmel grease going, and I think it had sand in it.

by Waky October 6, 2006

squeaky wheel gets the grease

It means that if you bitch loud enough, you'll eventually get your way.

Becky begged for months to her parents for a new car and she somehow got it. Squeaky wheel gets the grease, I guess.

by KRHimself August 11, 2005

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008