goofy ahh grandma

Grandma of Quandale Dingle, otherwise known as Croissanna Pantaloons got stuck in the elevator on Septemer 11th

OH NO, GOOFY AHH GRANDMA

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

Sugar Grandma

An elderly woman who takes care of younger men in exchange for companionship.

Hey man, you coming to the bar tonight? No, I told my sugar grandma Eleanor that I'd play bingo with her since she bought me a new flat screen.

by Tamara Kevin August 27, 2010

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Grandmaster

A chess player of the highest caliber and greatest skill. Only the strongest of professional chess players, typically having a FIDE rating of 2600 and above. A vary prestigious and rare occurrence, only 400 or so living in the world. The United States Champion would be a Grandmaster.

The state champion at age 13, Daniel was touted as a possible future Grandmaster.

He beat everyone in the city with ease, but was demolished when he finally played a real Grandmaster.

by Schweinsberg July 26, 2004

Angry Grandma

A YouTube channel created by Jake and Granny. Jake is the grandson. They play pranks on each other. It is very funny.

Bro, did you see that YouTube channel Angry Grandma?

by Summer coldness June 23, 2019

You're in My World Now, Grandma

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a nursing home orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively tells Happy’s grandmother that he "runs the show" at the nursing home.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Friend 1: You are beating me in one-on-one basketball by a score of 20-0!
Friend 2: You're in my world now, grandma.

by nws December 23, 2008