glaga

The call of the great beast also known as the YETI.

person: "'ello ol' chap..."
yeti: "GLAGA GLAGA GLAGA GLAGA GLAGA!"
person: "OH NOO...AHHH!"

by glaga August 13, 2006

global prosperity

An era where humanity must achieve one day where money or financial status doesn't make you a better human being. The goal of everyone during this non-existing era is human progress of knowledge. Money doesn't mean anything during this make belief because all of humanity has evolved into a race that doesn't destroy themselves because of differences of beliefs and skin color. Everyone is the same no matter how wealthy you are.

Global prosperity is probably a century away. Not in our life time obviously.

by moneyRootOfall evil April 6, 2010

Global IT Girl

LALISA MANOBAN

LALISA or LISA from BLACKPINK is the Global IT Girl. She got everything an IT Girl needs looks, relevancy, impact, popularity and ofc she's hella rich. Lisa is the most popular female idol and most successful kpop soloist, whatever she wears or endorse gets sold out within few minutes. she's loved by many also hated by many(jealousy you see). Lisa is the standard they hate her but they so badly want to be like her.

A: OMG! Have you seen LISA's new bvlgari ad?
B: of course I have! How can I miss watching the Global IT Girl's bvlgari ad.

A: did you saw how that bvlgari ring lisa endorse got sold out?
B: Yeah I saw I heard Lisa sold out 2 million bands worldwide
A: God she's truly an IT Girl, her impact and brand power is insane

by LSCRAVE January 30, 2022

global village idiot

One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.

Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

gloday

The day you become hot af! ( your birthday)

I'm can't wait for my gloday! It bouta be lit !!

by Lilmama_ May 7, 2016

Global hide-and-go-seek

Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own

The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden

The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler

Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans

People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian

Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.

by Hans Brix June 11, 2006

Baby Gloaming

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.

The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.

by gravy111 November 24, 2010