groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

The Gander

The journey. Popularised by GaTa in the show ‘Dave’. the gander is the movement to better things and success the gander is the journey taking you to your destination.

‘Bro I just met Obama and he fucked with my painting, he said Michelle hated it.’
‘That’s the gander’

by Clopthripps August 13, 2023

reverse gander

the act in which one party reverses the classic "gander this" trick back at you

"did you hit her with the reverse gander?"
"yeah, i ripped off my clothes and said 'gander this bitch'"

by gandergoer1341 July 13, 2024

Half-Gander

The offspring of a parent born in Michigan (Michigander) and a parent born anywhere else.

"Adrienne and Nate had a boy named Charlie. Nate's an Oregonian, and Adrienne is a Michigander. That makes Charlie an Oregander."

"No, no Charlie isn't a cooking spice, he's a Half-Gander."

by PixelDust4 October 1, 2025

plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023