grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.

Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.

by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010

Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

by tromastuh February 7, 2019

grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon

"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."

by Lil Dick March 19, 2008

banana grundle

"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.

Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?

by SlowForward88 October 11, 2020

Itchy grundle

An iritated scratch worthy gooch. Mainly aquired from poor personal hygiene, and/or unprotected sexual intercourse with a dirty, unbathed, disease infested female.

Man, i haven’t bathed in days. Now i got an itchy grundle and require aquaphore and baby powder.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Grundle Nuggets

Matted human feces found in the shaggy area between the cornhole and ball sack / love taco (better known as the taint). Though commonly confused with dingleberries, grundle nuggets are typically interwoven and much larger in size.

My dear lord, look at the Grundle Nuggets on her!
I really need to get these Grundle Nuggets taken care of.
I have a really bad infection caused by Grundle Nuggets build-up.
I don't know what smells worse, rat milk or my Grundle Nuggets.
This Quilted Northern isn't doing shit for my Grundle Nuggets

by The Doctor 2.0 September 11, 2012