Definitions by Hak44

Whale tongue 

An extremely fat woman's gunt.

Check out that fat chicks whale tongue....its hanging down to her knees....friggin nasty

Whale tongue by Hak44 August 24, 2009

Grundle crumbs 

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair.

As you wipe your butt, crap and lint is rolled into the butt hair with each wipe. Over time (especially with not showering regularly) with each wipe more and more Grundle crumbs appear.

Grundle crumbs by Hak44 August 23, 2009

Grundle crumbs 

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair and crap, hair and lint all clumped together fall on the floor while wiping.

dude, I went to take a crap and there was grundle crumbs all over the seat.

Grundle crumbs by Hak44 August 23, 2009