goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

goober

When you have a fat ass and you fart and the skin ripples.

Dude stop fucking goobering its nasty.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010

goober

A goober is a booger or a nose fruit.

ew! Derek ate the goober! he likes nose fruit!

by m00p April 8, 2004

goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

Goober

The act of slobbing someone down on all parts of body. Usually a sexual act. The goober has been used out threw the sitcom "Martin" by Cole.

Dude I was one second from giving the girl the goober.

by DildoBaggins1 June 25, 2018

Goober

A prime wet wipe specimen of a person

Jack Diggle is a goober

by Haroldgenger March 17, 2019

Goober

Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.

Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.

by memekong February 22, 2017