Originaly thought to be of arabic decent, it is now widly accepted that the word Gilfy (Gillfillius Maximus) is in fact of Greek origin. It is loosely translated into meaning "one who works at a stupid Canadian Pharmacy", or "Monster with the ability to vomit on demand and drink a 26 of gin". If you are lucky enough to make contact with a Gilfy while it is passed out face down under a picnic table, continue to tease the creature by poking it and throwing rocks
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Get the GILF mug."Now your going to do it the GILFyway, Take em off, lay down, what ever you do “don’t talk”, and if you ever tell anyone I will kick your ass and tell everyone how small it is".
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Get the guilfoy mug.Greek Scholar I'd like to Fuck. Refers to an extreamly sexy Greek philosopher that you would engage in sexual activity with, if he was still alive.
Wick: Pythagoras is such a gsilf, with his sexy theorem.
Reem: I like Euclid better. His beard and robe are so damn hot.
Wick: I have a triangle fetish. But maybe you're into quadratics. That's cool, I guess.
Reem: Oh yeahhhh
Reem: I like Euclid better. His beard and robe are so damn hot.
Wick: I have a triangle fetish. But maybe you're into quadratics. That's cool, I guess.
Reem: Oh yeahhhh
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Dude one:"Man check her out,she's a GILF! hahaha" Dude two:"What's a GILF?" Dude one:"Grandma I'd Like to FUCK" Dude two:"Man,your fuckin' sick!"
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