gertruditis

Disease given by the terrible Gertrude

OH NO! I have gertruditis!!

by Jtjam946 November 14, 2016

Four Letter Friend Getter

1)A euphemism for the F-bomb

Man 1: I can't believe you dropped the "Four Letter Friend Getter" in public.
Man 2: I know, but he just made me so mad!!

by DMDreamer February 23, 2011

Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

by neolojisms April 29, 2011

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

gettering

to get

to make happen, typically in a quick and excited fashion

I'm gettering a new phone!

by commasplice November 2, 2009

Getrofffirst

A very handsome man that likes to please a woman sexually before being pleased

Getrofffirst is more than a name, but a way of life

by FranklinMuse February 4, 2010

geotrophic

Geotrophic is the North American version of the French word terrior but scientific in nature. Differences in wind, temperature, soil conditions can all be quantified when describing the geotrophic conditions of different wineries.

The subltle differences in wines from Sonoma Pinot Noir grapes can be attributed to geotrophic diffences in the soil acidity, average rainfall, average windspeed and average temperature which affect the growth and taste of the grapes.

by Rumrunner April 28, 2010