When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.
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The one who craves LASAGNA
The one who used to be owned by Jon Arbuckle
His old name? Garfield.
The one who craves LASAGNA
The one who used to be owned by Jon Arbuckle
His old name? Garfield.
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Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.
Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.
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Get the Andrew Garfield mug.This fictional orange cat is commonly attributed to hating Mondays, loving lasagna and being a couch potato.
A lesser known fact is that he is also gay, and transgender.
Early life: Garfield was born and raised a girl but later realized he did not conform to such assignment, and came out to hes family at the age of 16.
Mid life: Garfield Discovers his love of lasagna, and attractive men, as well as meeting his life long friends, Jon Arbuckle and Odie.
Late life: Garfield's dear friend, Odie dies at the age of 78, and so does Jon, only a year later, leaving Garfield heartbroken. He died, sad and alone 6 years later, at the age of 84.
None of his friends or family are still around for his funeral, but it is said he was buried with a pan of lasagna, as he had requested long ago.
After Death: People still celebrate his memory, eating lasagna, and reading his comics, ad i'm sure he smiles upon this earth, except on Mondays.
A lesser known fact is that he is also gay, and transgender.
Early life: Garfield was born and raised a girl but later realized he did not conform to such assignment, and came out to hes family at the age of 16.
Mid life: Garfield Discovers his love of lasagna, and attractive men, as well as meeting his life long friends, Jon Arbuckle and Odie.
Late life: Garfield's dear friend, Odie dies at the age of 78, and so does Jon, only a year later, leaving Garfield heartbroken. He died, sad and alone 6 years later, at the age of 84.
None of his friends or family are still around for his funeral, but it is said he was buried with a pan of lasagna, as he had requested long ago.
After Death: People still celebrate his memory, eating lasagna, and reading his comics, ad i'm sure he smiles upon this earth, except on Mondays.
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Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!
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