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Fundamentalists

NOPE! NOPE! THE WHOLE THING! THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING! ALL OF IT!
A Moron "The fundamentalists-"

Hym "NOPE! All of them. The entire point... Of religion... Is to get other people to do it... Or generate consequences for not doing it... With either action or inaction... And breed more people to do the thing... All of them. Religion is bad. Entirely antithetical to freedom. It is literally a slavery incest cult. Stop calling it 'whiteness.' Stop calling it 'settler colonialism.' Stop calling it 'nationalism.' Stop calling it 'fundamentalism.' What does it even mean, 'fundamentalist?' Which Christians are the good Christians? 'The Christians who don't bastardize the text in such a way that's inconvenient for me and my political views.' Those are the 'Non-fundamentalist' Christians. Get that shit out of here. They're bad. The religion is evil. Promoting the religion is bad. Bad. Get rid of it. It's the whole-ass religion. Not just the fundamentalist. All of them. They aren't relatively better than one another. By being a part of it (much like weaponized schizophrenia) they demonstrate their willingness to deny reality, lie, and impose their will on others.
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series that full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students
A : yo, what are you watching?
B : fundamental paper education
A : you're a fucking loser
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fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series on YouTube by kaaatie on YouTube

It a paper school full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students because they've got a bad grade
A : I love fundamental paper education

B: You're a fucking weirdo
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funomenon

An unusual condition or occurrence dat's good for huge laughs.
When one of Jack Benny's script-writers told his colleague dat he was "thinking it over" regarding what Jack should say next in response to da episode's last-composed line, "Your money or your life", he'd had no idea what a funomenon of "solid gold" comedy-material he had just uttered.
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The Fundamentalist Fundie

A facebook page of a 1611 Speak Fundie that buys into the Flood Geology and pushes the academia from those who went to Pensacola Bible College as academic insight. He was caught slandering Bloodgood in facebook chat with The Cabbie Homicide writer and The Ethereal Gazette publisher. Noted for peddling his group -- GENESIS: Origin of Truth as he sees the Genesis creation narrative as literal as it's supposed to be seen as allegory. He's a noted Young Earth Creationist in the vein of Fucking Cartoon and Uneducated Huskster. He is a member of the group, Kent Hovind: the Man, the Ministry, and the Message.
Since the wordpress blog known as the light blue blog in 2014, did "King James Only Examined" a sub-sect of the Fundie website Creation Liberty Evangelism and the follower of that group, The Fundamentalist Fundie who is a King James Only meme based cybervangelist who pushes a true willful ignorance.

Noted for starting a public fight with An Eye In Shadows author and trying to parrot, James 3:8 at him as he pulled "Your timing really sucks donkey dick" as he yanked out a photograph giving the highway salute. The insufferable asshole is known to have more than one facebook account with the same name. As revealed he is active with several groups such as Independent Fundamental Baptist KJB Bible Believers.
by illinoishorrorman February 15, 2018
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Stokerian Fundamentalist

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.
I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019
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Skeptical Fundamentalism

Skeptical Fundamentalism is a variation of secular fundamentalism where secular fundamentalism is used in a way to doubt, mock and challenge religion, spirituality, esoterics, occultism, supernaturality and extraphysics using of atheism, scientism, materialism, physicalism and positivism for do so in a way that it always seek to put those as delusions, schizophrenia, psychosis and hallucinations and the things that skeptical fundamentalism supports as the absolute true of reality. Skeptical fundamentalism is often support by skeptical zealots, that are the evolution of atheist zealots, and it's really common inside secular fundamentalism and scientistic fundamentalism, besides often compared to religious fundamentalism.
"Skeptical fundamentalism is just really bad as secular fundamentalism and religious fundamentalism, the skeptical movement is majoritarian follower of skeptical fundamentalism and secular fundamentalism, it should change, but it only change with a massive groundwork showing why secular fundamentalism and skeptical fundamentalism are no different from religious fundamentalism."
by Full Monteirism May 11, 2021
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